Most ladies want to date the perfect guy but they always end up with the wrong guy, we at 9jaolofofo have done our research and we give you the top 15 guys you should never date (sorry guys we don spoil your show)
THE CONTROL FREAK
THE CONTROL FREAK: A control freak is a guy who tells you what you should or shouldn’t do, he’s all over your face telling you to sit there, stand there, wear this or even eat this while he doesn’t listen to what you say. It’s good for a guy to be in control of his own life, but he shouldn’t try to control yours or things outside both of your control. If he’s bossy and he tells you what or what you shouldn’t do then he’s not worth your problem, a true relationships is based on acceptance, he should accept you for who you are and help correct your flaws not force you to be perfect.
THE LAID BACK DUDE
THE LAID BACK DUDE: Let’s talk about the laid back dude, that guy who loves to drink, smoked and be stoned for hours, he’s that guy who’d rather drink himself to stupor than be with you, he can finish 2 crates of star in 2 hours and yet still ask for more… This isn’t the kind of guy for you, what were you even thinking, trust me this kind of guys will be a burden on you, who knows he can even hit you while he’s drunk/stoned, please don’t even go there.
THE MAMA’S BOY
MAMA’s BOY: The mama’s boy or omo mummy (as yoruba people would say), he’s the kind of guy who would impose the rules of his mother on you, we know everyone loves his or her mum ( I know I do, GOD bless you mrs adebimpe alake okuboyejo)lol, sorry got carried away there thinking of my mum, as I was saying you shouldn’t impose the rules of your mum on you, like seriously you he should be able to handle situations on his own not drag his mum into your relationship, e.g my mum said I should eat this or you shouldn’t do that, trust me that ain’t the kind of guy you are looking for, dump his ass ASAP.
THE DREAMER
THE DREAMER: The dreamer is the kind of guy who always dreams of a better relationship or how perfect life will be with you guys together (this is actually cute at first) but if he only dreams and doesn’t work towards his dreams then you are both on a long thing, you guys are just going to keep dreaming till your relationship ends, a real guy would dream in the night and make it a reality in the morning not dream all night and day, moral of the story is, if he dreams more than he implements, dump him before he starts dreaming.
THE EGOMANIAC
THE EGOMANIAC: AN EGOMANIAC is a guy who is obsessed with himself, he thinks he is the center of your universe, he thinks the world revolves around him and therefore he will always get away with what you want in other words this guy is always like FYO (F**K YOUR OPINION), if your boyfriend is like this then you should dump him because he doesn’t care about you, he’s selfish ( I don’t mean he sells fish o) and self centered, get a guy who’ll listen to your opinion (don’t bore him to death with it o) and tell THE EGOMANIAC to F**K OFF.
THE BABY
THE BABY: THE BABY is that your boyfriend who always acts like a baby, he always want you to be around him, he always want you to cuddle, he always want you to treat him like baby in general (this is good and quiet charming) but if you are going to keep treating him like a baby, he’ll never have time to treat you like a baby, there are some situations a guy needs to be mature and stand up for you but since he’s a baby all he’ll do is run behind you and hide, if you are going to always clean up his mess then be the mature one in the relationship then I suggest you should dump him and get a more mature guy that will treat you right.
THE PLAYER
THE PLAYER: This is the guy you want to go out with, he’s attractive and most girls want to go out with him, he barely dates a girl for a month and he changes girls like he changes his shirt (everyday) and here you are deceiving yourself that you can change him and make him see only you , well I’m sorry to say he has seen many other girls before you, he’ll surely see many other girls after you, as in this guy doesn’t want a REAL relationship and you can never be the GIRL for him, so please just get a better guy who’s going to stick with you.
PRINCE CHARMING
PRICE CHARMING: LET’S TALK ABOUT PRINCE CHARMING, he’s that guy that has the looks, he’s a good dresser, has most of the ladies going gaga and then he’s the perfect guy you dream of… WRONG!!! You watch too much cartoons, this isn’t disney channel this is REALITY, no one is perfect, his characters stinks, being prince charming has probably gotten into his head, if he’s handsome and his characters stinks (just like prince charming in shrek hahaha I love that animation character) then he’s wrong for you, if he has the looks and the character comes along with it then JACKPOT!!!.
THE ADDICT
THE ADDICT: Does he love drinking? Does he love to smoke? Does he love video games to the extent that he doesn’t listen to you once he starts playing? Or is he so addicted to drugs to the extent that he does it everyday??? If you have answered any of this questions correctly then I see a heartbreak around the corner. Now don’t make the mistake of thinking you can cure him of his addiction, he needs a rehab for that, you shouldn’t spend time on a guy who’s going to make you cry all the time, you should find someone who’s worth crying with and who mostly makes you happy, BE WARNED do not try to change this kind of person, you’d only end up hurting yourself.
THE BAD BOY
THE BAD BOY: THE BAD BOY and THE PLAYER are often thought to be the same, but no they are not the same, the bad boy is worse than the player, he’s handsome, he has loads of money, he drinks, he smokes, he loves sex, he’s influential, he likes being stoned (he does not compulsorily do all the above) and most importantly HE GETS ALL THE GIRLS, he’s your dream guy but trust me he’s not the one for you, every girl wants to date a bad boy and end up with a broken heart, then they say all guys are the same, well I’ll say you have been looking in the wrong places meeting the wrong people and been foolish to think all guys are the same, the bad boy has the tendency to influence you to do all the stuffs you don’t want to do and you’ll do it because you don’t want to end up losing him and then at the end you still lose him, the thing is a guy doesn’t always like the girl he can influence easily, sometimes saying no is worth the trouble, THINK TWICE.
THE PARTY ANIMAL
THE PARTY ANIMAL: He’s at every party, the club is his home, he loves to party and every night he goes clubbing, he says “Guy just want to have fun” if he prefers partying than you, then stop wasting your time with him, he’s going to have fun while he parties and there’s no stopping him, he’s going to get drunk, smoke, do stupid things and then have sex while you are at home worrying about him, he isn’t worth your trouble so dump him ASAP.
MR NEGATIVE
MR NEGATIVE: MR NEGATIVE is that dude that always makes you feel bad, he makes you feel guilty, he always thinks about the bad things in life and forgets that there are good things still in existence (like having you for example) he thinks there is nothing good in your relationship and that it’s going to end up badly sooner or later, well I’m not saying it’s not good to be cautious please try not to be over-cautious, MR NEGATIVE makes a relationship boring because the best kind of relationship is the one where you explore each other and live everyday like it were your last, screw yesterday, enjoy today and worry less about tomorrow.
THE WORKAHOLIC
THE WORKAHOLIC: He’s always working, 24/7 no full-stop and no comma, this is very good because he wants a better life for you both, but when he never has your time and he’s always complaining then there’s a problem somewhere, I won’t say dump his ass but just be patient with him.
MR POSSESSIVE
MR POSSESIVE: He treats you like you are his property, like he bought you for one billion dollars and you are his own personal machine that he tells to sit down or stand up and obey his very command, he hates seeing you hanging out with other guys and will throw a tantrum when he sees you talking to some other guy, he has forgotten that you chose to be with him and treats you without respect, then it’s time you let him go, if he’s being possessive of you then you should make him realize you are not his slave and that you are both in a relationship not a blood covenant, Dump him before he disrespects you.
MR WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO
MR WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO(Boring dude):He’s always asking for what you want to do, he doesn’t bring his ideas into the relationship, he only steals yours, you might think he values your every opinion but really he doesn’t have any opinion to offer, a relationship should be about you both of you, not one person exploiting the other… BE WISE.
Written by: @call_me_seyi
THE CONTROL FREAK
THE CONTROL FREAK: A control freak is a guy who tells you what you should or shouldn’t do, he’s all over your face telling you to sit there, stand there, wear this or even eat this while he doesn’t listen to what you say. It’s good for a guy to be in control of his own life, but he shouldn’t try to control yours or things outside both of your control. If he’s bossy and he tells you what or what you shouldn’t do then he’s not worth your problem, a true relationships is based on acceptance, he should accept you for who you are and help correct your flaws not force you to be perfect.
THE LAID BACK DUDE
THE LAID BACK DUDE: Let’s talk about the laid back dude, that guy who loves to drink, smoked and be stoned for hours, he’s that guy who’d rather drink himself to stupor than be with you, he can finish 2 crates of star in 2 hours and yet still ask for more… This isn’t the kind of guy for you, what were you even thinking, trust me this kind of guys will be a burden on you, who knows he can even hit you while he’s drunk/stoned, please don’t even go there.
THE MAMA’S BOY
MAMA’s BOY: The mama’s boy or omo mummy (as yoruba people would say), he’s the kind of guy who would impose the rules of his mother on you, we know everyone loves his or her mum ( I know I do, GOD bless you mrs adebimpe alake okuboyejo)lol, sorry got carried away there thinking of my mum, as I was saying you shouldn’t impose the rules of your mum on you, like seriously you he should be able to handle situations on his own not drag his mum into your relationship, e.g my mum said I should eat this or you shouldn’t do that, trust me that ain’t the kind of guy you are looking for, dump his ass ASAP.
THE DREAMER
THE DREAMER: The dreamer is the kind of guy who always dreams of a better relationship or how perfect life will be with you guys together (this is actually cute at first) but if he only dreams and doesn’t work towards his dreams then you are both on a long thing, you guys are just going to keep dreaming till your relationship ends, a real guy would dream in the night and make it a reality in the morning not dream all night and day, moral of the story is, if he dreams more than he implements, dump him before he starts dreaming.
THE EGOMANIAC
THE EGOMANIAC: AN EGOMANIAC is a guy who is obsessed with himself, he thinks he is the center of your universe, he thinks the world revolves around him and therefore he will always get away with what you want in other words this guy is always like FYO (F**K YOUR OPINION), if your boyfriend is like this then you should dump him because he doesn’t care about you, he’s selfish ( I don’t mean he sells fish o) and self centered, get a guy who’ll listen to your opinion (don’t bore him to death with it o) and tell THE EGOMANIAC to F**K OFF.
THE BABY
THE BABY: THE BABY is that your boyfriend who always acts like a baby, he always want you to be around him, he always want you to cuddle, he always want you to treat him like baby in general (this is good and quiet charming) but if you are going to keep treating him like a baby, he’ll never have time to treat you like a baby, there are some situations a guy needs to be mature and stand up for you but since he’s a baby all he’ll do is run behind you and hide, if you are going to always clean up his mess then be the mature one in the relationship then I suggest you should dump him and get a more mature guy that will treat you right.
THE PLAYER
THE PLAYER: This is the guy you want to go out with, he’s attractive and most girls want to go out with him, he barely dates a girl for a month and he changes girls like he changes his shirt (everyday) and here you are deceiving yourself that you can change him and make him see only you , well I’m sorry to say he has seen many other girls before you, he’ll surely see many other girls after you, as in this guy doesn’t want a REAL relationship and you can never be the GIRL for him, so please just get a better guy who’s going to stick with you.
PRINCE CHARMING
PRICE CHARMING: LET’S TALK ABOUT PRINCE CHARMING, he’s that guy that has the looks, he’s a good dresser, has most of the ladies going gaga and then he’s the perfect guy you dream of… WRONG!!! You watch too much cartoons, this isn’t disney channel this is REALITY, no one is perfect, his characters stinks, being prince charming has probably gotten into his head, if he’s handsome and his characters stinks (just like prince charming in shrek hahaha I love that animation character) then he’s wrong for you, if he has the looks and the character comes along with it then JACKPOT!!!.
THE ADDICT
THE ADDICT: Does he love drinking? Does he love to smoke? Does he love video games to the extent that he doesn’t listen to you once he starts playing? Or is he so addicted to drugs to the extent that he does it everyday??? If you have answered any of this questions correctly then I see a heartbreak around the corner. Now don’t make the mistake of thinking you can cure him of his addiction, he needs a rehab for that, you shouldn’t spend time on a guy who’s going to make you cry all the time, you should find someone who’s worth crying with and who mostly makes you happy, BE WARNED do not try to change this kind of person, you’d only end up hurting yourself.
THE BAD BOY
THE BAD BOY: THE BAD BOY and THE PLAYER are often thought to be the same, but no they are not the same, the bad boy is worse than the player, he’s handsome, he has loads of money, he drinks, he smokes, he loves sex, he’s influential, he likes being stoned (he does not compulsorily do all the above) and most importantly HE GETS ALL THE GIRLS, he’s your dream guy but trust me he’s not the one for you, every girl wants to date a bad boy and end up with a broken heart, then they say all guys are the same, well I’ll say you have been looking in the wrong places meeting the wrong people and been foolish to think all guys are the same, the bad boy has the tendency to influence you to do all the stuffs you don’t want to do and you’ll do it because you don’t want to end up losing him and then at the end you still lose him, the thing is a guy doesn’t always like the girl he can influence easily, sometimes saying no is worth the trouble, THINK TWICE.
THE PARTY ANIMAL
THE PARTY ANIMAL: He’s at every party, the club is his home, he loves to party and every night he goes clubbing, he says “Guy just want to have fun” if he prefers partying than you, then stop wasting your time with him, he’s going to have fun while he parties and there’s no stopping him, he’s going to get drunk, smoke, do stupid things and then have sex while you are at home worrying about him, he isn’t worth your trouble so dump him ASAP.
MR NEGATIVE
MR NEGATIVE: MR NEGATIVE is that dude that always makes you feel bad, he makes you feel guilty, he always thinks about the bad things in life and forgets that there are good things still in existence (like having you for example) he thinks there is nothing good in your relationship and that it’s going to end up badly sooner or later, well I’m not saying it’s not good to be cautious please try not to be over-cautious, MR NEGATIVE makes a relationship boring because the best kind of relationship is the one where you explore each other and live everyday like it were your last, screw yesterday, enjoy today and worry less about tomorrow.
THE WORKAHOLIC
THE WORKAHOLIC: He’s always working, 24/7 no full-stop and no comma, this is very good because he wants a better life for you both, but when he never has your time and he’s always complaining then there’s a problem somewhere, I won’t say dump his ass but just be patient with him.
MR POSSESSIVE
MR POSSESIVE: He treats you like you are his property, like he bought you for one billion dollars and you are his own personal machine that he tells to sit down or stand up and obey his very command, he hates seeing you hanging out with other guys and will throw a tantrum when he sees you talking to some other guy, he has forgotten that you chose to be with him and treats you without respect, then it’s time you let him go, if he’s being possessive of you then you should make him realize you are not his slave and that you are both in a relationship not a blood covenant, Dump him before he disrespects you.
MR WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO
MR WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO(Boring dude):He’s always asking for what you want to do, he doesn’t bring his ideas into the relationship, he only steals yours, you might think he values your every opinion but really he doesn’t have any opinion to offer, a relationship should be about you both of you, not one person exploiting the other… BE WISE.
Written by: @call_me_seyi
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